is your mom at the bar?
I'm pants shitting drunk right now
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
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I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
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Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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