There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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