dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Randomize
