Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
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