And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
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I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
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Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
You ever have a fart follow you around?
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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