Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
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Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
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So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
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