just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
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someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
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Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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