All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
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Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
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Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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