haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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