Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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