Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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