I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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