there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
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I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
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I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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