dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
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She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
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this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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