One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
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ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
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I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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