sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
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The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
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Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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