this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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