WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
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Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
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We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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