can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I need a burrito and a hug.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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