Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
where am i from again
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Randomize
