YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
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I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
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Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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