the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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