Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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