btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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