never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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