no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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