its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
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