sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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