Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
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Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
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I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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