I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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