does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
he fucked my hip out of place.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
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Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
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2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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