I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Randomize
