1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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