For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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