Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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