Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize
