first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
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i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
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Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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