But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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