But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
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new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
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Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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