he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
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