hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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