I think scott just propositioned me for sex
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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