D3 body, D1 cock
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
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The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
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And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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