I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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