Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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