i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
no more duck duck goose at the bar
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
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