dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
Randomize
