I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
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