I love black thongs
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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