i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
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