Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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