You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
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Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
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We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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