No awkward lesbian experiences without me
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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