on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
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Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
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think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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