at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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