Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
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