but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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